lesbian,vampire,killers.

PLOT: Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.


It aint even out yet and we already know theres LESBIANS, VAMPIRES AND KILLING in it, its the best investment coz you KNOW that its gonna be good

This is a day in a life of a Geeza

she's got meh ahhh

check it my new favorite lil chiklitt



yeh she's got my head ahhhh

pant snatch

watch em grab those pants, he's a pro

someone, anyone? maybe?

will someone please buy me a diana f+
....i swear i been a good girl! =D

i really didnt want my last post to be about that weirdo,
but no really pleaseeee if anyone would be so kind..? hehe

a continuation to the twilight post

I agree with Gervais or Robinson im not sure who wrote it (see previous post) because the movie I actually did not watch, so I cannot judge. But the novel series are completely rubbish. Reading it felt like Stephenie Meyer was looking at dictionary.com’s word of the day and making sentences off the reject mcas words... (mcas is the Massachusetes state wide annual assessment test or as I call it the yearly pain in the ass [haha see, that’s me trying to be clever. Im sorry I’ll try to restrain myself. Geez, im using brackets within brackets, I’d surely get smacked with a ruler if my English teacher were to ever read this ])

well anyway the list is full of laugh out loud moments, it has both the worst and best movies according to either Robinson or Gervais. Have yet to read out who wrote what.. i skimmed, sorry

Worst movie of 08

worst movies of 08

1. Twilight -- Dear Fat Girls of America, I know times are tough. I know how it feels to be overweight, and unpopular, to feel that no one really understands you and to wallow away at night, lying in your big bed, snacking and wishing there was an effeminate vampire boy-child to come steal you away and show you how shiny he looks in the sunlight. (I don't). But this is not the answer. I say it again, ma'am: THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER. I know it's too late to stop this train, but let us all agree that the Twilight books make Harry Potter look like Proust. And even worse, the Twilight film makes Disaster Movie look like The Leopard.
by Matt Robinson-Gervais



LMAO i love Ricky Gervais to death cant wait till the movie! (other side of truth) which was actually shot where i live, near by my high school(weird considering all the obnoxious teens sure to surround the film set, i would think so.. but that didnt stop them and im glad), i saw gervais in action and i can say im deeply in love with him.

I have yet to see the globes, which he hosted but i shall as soon as i have some time..

want more then check it, click for the link

have yourself a v-necks epiphany, please!

People wearing exaggerated v-necks, Stop it please, just stop it. I really dgaf about you 50 dollar tattoo.

You all look like douche bags, I swear someday this will be pot down as the hugest no-no in wardrobe don’t lists… I get it if your wearing a discrete one but wtf if up with these tee that go all the way down yo your fucking belly button?? Fucking ridiculous! Im rambling because if boys in bands and the usually one misguided girl, almost always the singer wearing these shirts. If you continue, wearing such hideous shirts that make you look ridiculous I’ll simply stop going to your shows because then you’ll just be unfuckable in my mind and what’s the point to listening to your high pitched voices and pro-emo-punk –pop shit songs if I can rape you in my thoughts.. not all the cheap booze at your shows could get me to overlook your hideous getup.

And the scarfs.. please don’t get me started, the other day I read in actually like 3 profiles, boys with the caption “scarfs are the new chains” well.. they both look ridiculous... “Let your chain hang low” how about no. If cheap slutty clothes make girls insecure v-necks and scarfs make you look like fucking empty tramps. Boys, boys, boys, I have no clue on how you should dress, but maybe instead of spending hundreds on over priced neon shoes and fugly v-necks/scarfs/chains you should spend that time and money improving your attitude, that’s sexy, the way you act/react that’s how you get a girl jackass, get yo act toguedaa fools!(i meant to write fu, it sounds much more snoop dog, kanye west alike but it looked idiotic..fus, looks like fuss, well... ya, whats the fuss over these ugly clothes, stop the horror please)

its official, my blogger first

so maybe i should start off with a witty disclaimer post.. something like it i suppose

okay, here's to the soon to be deleted post im making


disclaimers: don't conclude anything i say makes sense,it wont pictures are not taken by me unless said so, i'll talk trash and be crude (i swear im actually quit nice) i'll contradict on almost everthing and anything.. you might be reading me say i love captain crunch then saying i hate it, im 16, im kinda granted melodramatic mood sings.. right?

well anyway hope you'll enjoy my aggony and erm if you want me write about something ask! i swear on my virginity i'll respond =]

okay ya that was gross, awful awkward.. ya ya i know

oh and ya i mispell bunches and i have no sence of punctuatuion so pardon my french ladies and gents, i shall do my best not to disapoint.